Lola the cat

Lola the cat is a cat named Lola that is a female and has other-worldly powers that include meowing, scratching, and climbing an Xbox mini fridge . She supports everyone and anyone. Lola can be a cowboy too. Lola appreciates you for reading this

p1: hey dude have you seen the cowboy cat
p2 : oh yeah Lola the cat is my idle

by Realdavid123 October 20, 2022

Goshen Local Schools

Your perspective of this school depends on who you are. If you’ve attended “Goshen 😬” for your whole life, you probably love it/think it’s decent. If you moved here from another school that was bigger and better, since goshen is a small school, you probably dislike it. This school has the most drama anyone’s ever seen. There’s the trailer park trash kids, the popular kids, the ratchet kids, the kids who try to act bad but they aren’t, and the kids who everybody loves and is inclusive to everybody. For teachers, there’s the teachers who is everyone’s favorite, the teacher that hates kids and calls herself “Dr.”, and the teacher’s AID that everyone either loves, hates, or doesn’t know. This school is the definition of either a poor school or a school that uses all the money for themselves, we don’t know. The money probably goes to Spaulding when they have celebration day, since they get bouncy castles. The middle school only has the warrior walk, which is big sus, and dodgeball games. The high school is different and there’s couples making out all over the place. There’s very limited sports options to choose from, and most of the teachers hate their lives. The principal of the high school sounds like Nemo. Overall, you either love or hate goshen. You can make some good friends, but they’ll either stay with you for years or drop you for nothing 🤪.

Kid 1: “Man, I hate goshen.”
Popular Kids: bye we hate you now hope your life doesn’t turn into a living hell how dare you disrespect Goshen Local Schools my mom is the head of the PTO
Kid who doesn’t care: shut up ****

by purple penis 69 June 14, 2019

stream lalala

holy ritual of a legendary song lalala by bbno$ and Y2K

guy: hey dude do you wanna go ea-

guy 2: stream lalala

guy: do you want me to stream on youtube or somet-

guy 2: stream lalala

by puzzzzzled June 19, 2019

National Lola day

A day that we celebrate people with the name “Lola”. Happens every august 4th

Someone: Its national Lola day. Time to spend my august 4th with some people named Lola!

by Moon_804 October 3, 2021

shop local

Dating someone who lives geographically close to you.

I was tired of having to take the subway into the city, then the PATH to New Jersey, just to spend time with my girl. So I decided to stop all that bullshit, we broke up, and now I only shop local.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher November 15, 2022

Affect the local trout population

This is when someone changes the local trout population in a body of water

“Hey did you hear what the governor did to the lake?”
“Yeah he likes to affect the local trout population!”

by Trout population changer July 14, 2021

local groupie

A groupie who sleeps with the local bands, no famous bands.

She's just the local groupie

by manicpanicd January 12, 2008