Lampoon

This is where someone gets verbally roasted or physically dominated.
To put someone back in their place.

'Oi mate, you just got lampooned '

by kghervubjf May 20, 2017

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lamping

chillin; hanging; relaxing crossed with stylin

With his mojito and fine cigar Dalybone was lampin like a cuban drug lord

by j dilly October 28, 2003

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A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.

J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"

by Geeez February 24, 2008

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Lamp

What moths worship, it's their idol, God's and language all at once...

Lamp:...
Moth: LAMP

by SOAPTHECOMMUNIST September 29, 2018

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lava lamp

(n./v.) to masturbate into a condom and then fill it with water and tie it. thus creating a lava lamp-like object to be hidden in the houses of friends as a revolting prank.

we lava lamped his underwear drawer and he didnt know what to do.

we put the lava lamp in his car and when he found it, it popped.

by thelavalampingbandit August 18, 2010

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