Leon

An individual that trips over a lot and rolls underneath cars, bushes and bus stops. It has been recorded that a Leon was observed falling over 113 times in a 24 hour period once. There were multiple objects that the Leon rolled under in this 24 hour window, some of which included.
Parking meter machines
Lollypop ladies
A homeless family

Storm drainage systems
Toyota Rav4
Minibus

And a Thomas Cook recruitment tent.

Oh No, there's that Leon Bloke again rolling down the hill. I hope he doesn't end up in Dorothy's rose Bush again

by Beantent January 1, 2022

Leon

He's fine

Oh. He's such a leon

by Motharfacka January 4, 2022

Leon

That one guy at work who loves turtle necks and insensitive jokes. Usually fucks up any task you give him.

Leon's at it again

by ButterysmoothButter February 21, 2022

Leon

A weird man who looks like he really enjoys some ass.

Did you see the guy eating Becca’s ass at the glory hole last night? Total Leon

by Shaboyaa February 24, 2022

Leon

Leon usually a person thats either a greek god or a gay dude. Apart from his massive cock that's the size of a continent he's attracted to Women especially in the age of 80-100. Thats why his omni presentual presence arouses all women in a radius of 100km. The goverment is still looking for him so he can give anwsers to the universe. That's because the big bang happend when he was cock fighting Jesus.

Person 1: Yoo there is something that looks like a huge penis on the moon
Person 2: No thats Leon going for a piss

by Analritter2009 March 1, 2022

leon

the best person in the world! argue with the wall, cynthia fans ☠️

also leon is better than u

leon fan 1: omg,, is that leon!?
leon fan 2: OH EM GEE!
leon fan 1: who is the other guy though
leon fan 2: idc he can go die
leon fan 1: faints of shock because leon
leon fan 2: wake up you stupid bitch who isnt leon

by leon is cool March 8, 2022

Leon

Penis

My massive Leon.

by Leon2 April 3, 2022