laws

A shortened exclamation of Lord, Lordy, oh Lord and good Lord.

"Laws, that's a big cat"

Rob - "You stepped in dog poop."
Mom Mom Williams - "Laws"

by Rob's Mom Mom Williams January 10, 2005

lawks-a-mercy

Exclamation sometimes used in the south/mountain areas, similar to "Lord have mercy." Seems to be dying out of common usage, but still said among the elderly sometimes.

Lawks-a-mercy, did you see that spider?! It must have been the size of my hand!

by SouthernBelladonna March 5, 2011

lawsome

Adj.

Of the nexus between things that are good (awesome) and legal (law).

Describes any piece of legislation or legal reasoning that is indisputably awesome.

Man, your concluding remarks to the jury just now were truly lawsome.

Yeah, that judgment was simply lawsome.

by lawtalkingguy March 26, 2010

lapsnorkeler

n. one who performs oral sex, usually in a moving motor vehicle
v. the act of performig oral sex ie. lapsnorkeling

That bitch was a real lapsnorkeler, she blew me for the entire ride home.

by RD Sullivan September 24, 2005

Laws of Weed

The laws of weed happens

The Laws of weed always happens as the best weed shows up and you've got to the end of the papers.
When one has rolled the perfect joint, the lighter won't work.
The Tim Hortons near Kew Park,Toronto never has enough donuts.

by eL racK December 6, 2007

lawds

An expression, usually used to exclaim. It can express surprise, distress, joy, etc. An alternative to the popular swear "Lord".

Lawds, this heat it too much!

Lawds, I got to do this damn final.

Lawds, I ain't got no more cheese to eat!

by lawds can't take me nowhere July 5, 2010

Laws of salvage

Commonly used in lunch rooms, these are the words said when one has a food item that they do not wish to consume. One says "laws of salvage" and throws the item into the center of the table, allowing anyone who wants said item to take it as their own.

Guy: I dont want this apple. *toss* Laws of salvage!

All: *scramble for apple*

by Froggy7384 July 21, 2008