Lana Lang

Canonical "Superman" character. Most often referred to as "Superman's high school girlfriend". Canadian actress Kristin Kreuk plays Lana on the TV series "Smallville". The character was given little chance to be anything but whiny in the first four seasons of the series, but in seasons five and six, many an ass were kicked, figuratively and literally, by Lana.

"Blah blah blah blah, honesty, blah blah, truth, blah blah blah, be open with me, blah blah, Whitney." - Lana Lang

by dingdangyall October 30, 2007

lactard

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

by ChanLynn January 22, 2008

lactating male

A touchy-feely guy who cries at the drop of a hat and who loves rom-coms.

That poor, pussy-whipped fucker is a lactating male for sure.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 14, 2019

Lactation

The secretion of milk from the mammary glands. A common fetish

Ooh shit, i'm lactating!

by Tom May 2, 2003

lana jade

scene queen. became slightly e-famous after writing angry break-up blogs about brendon urie.

denies everything.

took over audrey kitching's part in trashy life with zui suicide

lana jade does not have a coffee table

by bedazzeled February 5, 2008

Lana

A beautiful white girl who always turns people to lust and jealousy and usually shows up at every party. Usually passed around and no person can get enough of her.

Lana is slang for cocaine.

Yo did you see Lana tonight? I’m looking to get some.

by sourbaileys March 5, 2019

Lana Loud

Lana Loud is a character from the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” She is the fourth youngest child at 6 years old, and Lola Loud’s older twin by two minutes. She is definitely the most tomboy of all the siblings, and loves fixing things and getting dirty. She has blonde hair which she wears in pigtails, a red cap which she wears backwards, and blue denim overalls which she wears over a light green shirt.

Lana Loud is a tomboy!

by Prettygirl_937 September 1, 2018