Kentucky pinwheel

when a two people engage in intercourse, and one stands on a ladder, and the other does a handstand against the ladder, whilst doing the split. they then have sex

"oh man, I'm so sore from doing a Kentucky pinwheel with derek last night!"

"I bet!!"

by Adam hoochi June 17, 2015

kentucky knuckledunker

A phrase used to describe "fingering" a female while driving through the state of Kentucky.

I gave her the good ole Kentucky KnuckleDunker on our way home from Nashville last week.

by JimBro Watty March 20, 2016

Kentucky Waterboarding

When your uncle asks you to remove your underwear and he pulls them over his face and lays on the ground. You then squat over him with a flowing gardenhose shooting water thru your ass crack splashing down onto his face giving a desirable sense of drowning in shit water. Typically is accompanied by the uncle feverishly masturbating. Generally occurs at family get togethers during the hot summer months.

I can’t wait for Memorial Day. I’ll be doing a little Kentucky Waterboarding with uncle Randy. I’ve got my panties already picked out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Kentucky Welcome

It is when one partner takes a bottle of whiskey and pores it into the other partners anus. When the anus is full the partner who poured the whiskey into the anus drinks the whiskey out of the anus. The whiskey is preferred to have been made in Kentucky for the sake of the name.

When I went to my girlfriends for the weekend we got so drunk I ended up accidentally performing a Kentucky Welcome.

by Mace542 June 1, 2018

kentucky peach

The act of licking your women's vagina while she shits

Mike gave Andrea the Kentucky peach last night in the porta john.

by stewie fox March 10, 2018

Kentucky Sucky

To give the act of a Kentucky Sucky, one must wrap the skin of a Chicken from the well known fast-food restaurant, KFC, around a mans penis, then proceed to suck it.

"Hey honey, how about you come down to KFC and I get a bit of the ol' Kentucky Sucky from ya."

by Crumbed Cutlets May 6, 2016

kentucky kickstand

All activities that may result in a suspicious and serious neck injury.

I’m wearing this neck brace because I tried a Kentucky kickstand. Don’t do it!

by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021