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Kalan Porter

Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.
KALAN PORTER ROX MY SOX!
150% Kalan FAN!
by Sarah* August 24, 2005
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Kalen

the monster under your bed
oh my God look out for that Kalen!!!!!
by Kalen March 4, 2004
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Kalind

A rare form of name, derived from research of Bonobo apes in Finland and India. People with this name are usually unstable, exercise extreme caution when around one. Alternatively, a bagel.
don't call them monkeys
man i could really use a kalind with some cream cheese and shiiitttt mmmmm
by Franksinatra09 January 9, 2009
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Kalin

Handsome; smart;

The word "Kalin" is a girl/boy name.
Kalin needs to do his chores.
by ThatOneBlackNigga June 11, 2021
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Kalen

Kalen - one of the sexiest girls out there. The sexiness of a Kalen may sneak up on you unexpectedly, and once it does there is no escaping it. Kalen's tend to have wonderful personalities, a sense of humor that is dark and a little off beat, and eyes that can see right into your soul. A true Kalen is a rare creature, and must be treasured once she is found. Many men want a Kalen, but only a few are lucky enough to have her. Kalen's tend to be a tad on the shy side, but are always open to new ideas and experiences.In bed, Kalen's are fantastic and passionate lovers and need the same back, or they will leave. Other girls are intimated by Kalen's as well they should be.
Man, I'm so in love with Kalen, but she's with someone else.

Kalen is the one for me, but how can I win her heart?
by Matt Hiltonburg February 7, 2010
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Kalenga

A very sexy, hot peice of sexual chocolate.
One of the coolest people you can meet.

Women crave for this Sex God.
Girl 1: Oh look over there its Kalenga!

Girl 2: Kalenga is unbelievably Sexy!
by Girls April 5, 2005
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Kalan

A person who thinks that their name will never be on Urban Dictionary, but is grossly mistaken...
"Man, that guy is such a Kalan... he doesn't think his name is on Urban Dictionary, but it really is!"
by TheMysteryFriend April 1, 2009
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