Kakper

Some who wacks off to Morgan Freeman on instagram

You're such a fucking kakper

by Gandalf-the-white August 1, 2017

kalbert

fallic deformity common among overweight caucasian, in which the penis is a least 2 times wider than it is long.

his kalbert was to wide to fit

by robert liu May 19, 2003

kalbert

A kalbert is a penis more than twice as wide as it is long. The namesake comes from the doctor who found the disorder (and incedentaly the first know case of kalberts) Kirk Alberts

wow look at that chode, its almost a kalbert

by chodie May 19, 2003

kaepernucked up

(Verb) To replace a commonly understood gesture with a new and very different and unrelated but excessively political meaning... Origin: A guy tinkerbell wanted the NFL to be the aNFL (anti-National Football League), so he took a gesture that was reserved for showing respect (such as when proposing for marriage or thanking God Tebowing) and told people it was now supposed to be used to show disrespect toward America and the police.

Pro athlete: When I wave my hand, I am not saying "hi." I am saying I want you erased off the chalkboard of life."
Reporter: I think you just kaepernucked up the actual meaning of that gesture.
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Pro athlete: When I bow to the flag, I am showing that I would rather look at the ground than look at that flag, and then have that flag shoved up my ass.
Reporter: You can't be serious. You kaepernucked up, pervert.
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Pro athlete: Are you flipping me the bird?
Reporter: I am showing that I agree with you: You are number one, and offering the dove of peace. But I may have kaepernucked up.

by UGiveUp October 10, 2017

Kaepernazi

A racist white person who places higher value on a piece of sky cloth than lives and safety of minorities. A Kaepernazi is likely to be seen near Confederate monuments, wearing a MAGA hat, while burning Nike shoes and assorted books.

I had an argument with a Kaepernazi last night and he tried to use a Breitbart article as a credible source.

by ElLackinator September 11, 2018

kacper

a pussy ass nigger

Bro, that man kacper is such a pussy ass little nigger

by iamanecrophile December 13, 2021

kalbert

This dude Kirk Albets supposedly had a dick more than 2* as long as wide, so they made this word kalbert, meaning a dick more than two times as wide as it is long. The extreme form of a chode.

Tammy:I don't know how it will fit in me, its a Kalbert
Tom: It can be a trick to get in

by Dunks September 16, 2003