Kirk Johnson

One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.

Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.

That hole is as big as Kirk Johnson's

Kirk Johnson by KJ2010 November 21, 2010

kirk hammett 

a VERY hot guitarist who plays in the famous metal band metallica

kirk hammett is hot

kirk hammett by hollqndsfx November 13, 2022

kirk-lover

A Star Trek fan boy, specifically, of Captain James Kirk of the USS Enterprise. A kind of Trekkie.

"My website overrunneth with Capt. Kirk-lovers. Nerds!"

kirk-lover by Jimmy Wales' Ego September 20, 2013

Kirk Weiler 

Your daughter calls him daddy

Kirk Weiler is so sexy!
*you lose your girlfriend to the wrath of Kirk Weiler*

Kirk Weiler by The REAL Kirk Weiler September 26, 2018

Kirk Construct

A situation presented for the express purpose of discussion intended to highlight flaws in the idea and evolve it while exposing the moral values of the individuals involved.

The parameters of said argument constantly evolve and change with the will of the originator, thus creating an ever fluctuating topic.

"What would you do if ten naked lesbian vampires came into your room and wanted to rape you?"

"I'd leave."

"No, you can't, the door is locked."

"I'd jump out the window."

"That's sealed shut."

"Die happy."

Kirk Construct by Dæmonite September 17, 2003

Kirk Wahmmett 

Kirk Wahmmett is the lead guitarist of Metallica and is known for not hitting the right notes and abusing his wah pedal during solos.

Kirk Hammett more like Kirk Wahmmett amiright?

Kirk Wahmmett by bitchnigger69 June 11, 2018

kirk-fu

The act of fighting like Captian Kirk in Star Trek.

I must warn you, I have seen every episode of Star Trek and I am well versed in the art of Kirk-Fu.

kirk-fu by thescameron June 16, 2008