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Jill and lilL

A mans two best friends when he has no girlfriend. Jill being his left hand and lilL his right. For a better understanding hold your hands up (palm side toward you)and spread your fingers slightly. The names will pop out at you. AKA Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters.
When I left the bar last night I took two women home with me, Jill and lilL. They never say no.
by Cyn Bone January 16, 2009
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jillface

a look of complete uninterest or disgust
I tried to make a joke about my best friend's bad breath, and she snapped around, shot me a jillface, and walked out the door.
by TexAgglet December 17, 2008
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jillian

Emblem of chic and elegance, sophistically light-bodied, sparkly and bubbly, tastefully surprising with a charming yet enchanting bouquet of aroma for the nose, brut sometimes dry or fruity, it will gets you dizzy while her subtle flavors makes it an exquisitely refined and a rare vintage of complexity and simplicity.

These few words summarize accurately few of the common attributes that exists between Jillian and Champagne.

I love them both, and would consume them indefinitely...
This champagne vintage is a rare Jillian!
by MichkaB February 16, 2010
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Big Jill

A synonym for the devil. Despite being re-married to the human form of God Bald Martin, she is the devil’s final form. She is sneakier than The Spanish Inquisition and has a semi-demon son called Morgan.
1) If you go to hell you will see Big Jill
2) You look Big Jillish today
by The CEO of anti TikTok May 25, 2020
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Jill

A strong beautiful independent woman who doesn't need a mans help because she can do it all. Has amazing curves that even gets both male and females attention. A total milf. If you are loved by Jill she will do anything for you, neglecting her own needs. She lives in her own world. She only notices people she finds interesting, everyone else gets the cold shoulder. Tends to keep to herself. Straight forward, and down to the point. No patience for people who lack common sense. An open minded individual who seeks understanding and spiritual enlightenment. Very sensual and passionate that she may even resemble a succubus. Because one night with Jill will take every ounce of energy you have. She will suck the life force out of you. Hates people but loves animals. If you are with a Jill treat her right and she will be the most precious person in your life.
Guy 1"Bro did you just see that milf with the nice rack"
Guy 2"Yeah she totally rushed passed me and didn't even notice anyone around.
Guy1 " Shes a total Jill for sure."
by FOB YO June 19, 2017
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jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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idk my bff jill?

1. "I don't know, my best friend forever, Jill."

2. A famously said quote on a Cingular cell phone commercial about a girl who texts alot. Her mom asks why her cell phone bill is so high, she wonders who she has been texting. The teen replys, "idk, my bff Jill?"
"Bethy!" calls mom.
(Teen girl comes to her mom)
"w.a.u?" she replys
"Your cell phone bill is whats up! All this texting!?"
"O.M.G! I.n.p.d!"
"It is a big deal! Who are you texting 50 times a day!?"
"Idk My bff Jill?"
"Tell your 'b.f.f. Jill,' that I'm taking away your phone"
(Teen hands phone to mom)
"T.i.s.n.f!"
ME PAYING THIS BILL, THAT'S WHAT'S S...N.F!"
by Quaviavid January 4, 2008
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