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Jonathan

A smelly tall creature that likes game of thrones even though he can fit right into the show. This so called “Jonathan” typically lives in the northwest part of the region in an igloo, even though he can’t fit in it.
This huge Jonathan just cut me in line at the grocery store.
by Ekul132 April 28, 2019
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Jonathan

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is very overprotective of people that he loves and isn't afraid to stick up for people when they're getting bullied. He will make your heart flutter every time you see him no matter how often you talk to him. He is naturally adorable and you can always tell if something is bothering him. A Jonathan will always make you smile no matter how bad your day has been. He always texts you back and he's always there for you if you need anything. If you have a Jonathan, keep him because you are very lucky. He will always be happy to make someones day and be friends with anyone. He is also very easy to talk to no matter how personal it is and he will never judge you.
Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: I don't know, why don't you talk to him
Girl 1: I can't do that, look how adorable he is and how he's being nice to that other girl
*Girl 2 walks away to talk to the boy*
*Girl 2 comes back to Girl 1*
Girl 2: His name is Jonathan, he's very nice, he has a girlfriend, but he said that he would be happy to be friends with you. Here's his number
Girl 1: Yay! Thank you so much!
by abitron5000 February 20, 2019
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the cutest, sweetest, most innocent boy you will ever meet. He is just so cute! Jonathans tend to be talented, smart and love music, they normally have a bit of a dodgy hair cut but that’s ok he’s still adorable. Jonathans can be a bit weird sometimes and tend to burst into song at random times, they normally have brown or black hair. Jonathans make great friends because they are compassionate, caring and very easy to talk to! If you have a Jonathan in your life, consider yourself lucky because they are very rare and should be treasured. Jonathans dont tend to be sporty guys, they are more of a musical guy, Jonathan gets all the ladies because he is so cute and innocent. Everyone loves Jonathan!
girl- omg have you seem Jonathan!? He’s so cute

girl 2- ikr he’s so innocent and he is so nice
by a.random.urban.dictionary.bish December 12, 2019
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Jonathan

A small dude that is such a bbot he cant even be nice. Sometimes he is nice but it depends
Person1:Jonathan is such a bbot
by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019
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Jonathan

he is sitting right next to me
Me: hello jonathan
Janathan: yo
by thomasle May 23, 2022
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Jonathan

A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.
by Applesause December 30, 2019
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Jonathan

A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.
Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!
by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019
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