desk jockey

US Military term (ca. 1960s-1990s) used by "line" types (fleet, aviation crew & flightline, special forces, infantry) to refer with contempt to HQ and staff (non-operations) personnel, especially bureaucratic types who push petty regulations as a way to harrass others. Also used as mildly derisive term by aviation types to refer to crewmembers temporarily removed from flying and assigned "desk" (non-flying) duties for administrative or disciplinary purposes.

What asswipe desk jockey came up with the idea of prohibiting bags (flightsuits) and cammies in the NCO Club for lunch? Guess those clerks didn't want all those grubby SOBs who work for a living spoiling the view...

by Speedstan May 19, 2008

Joker

Soceity of gamers that are bullied and killed by libtards

We live in a Society, joker

by Bjaggi mix October 23, 2019

Knob-Jockey

A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.

The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".

Hey Graham Norton, are you a Knob-Jockey?

by wildmurphy April 17, 2009

dong jockey

a girl that rides the dong all the time

look at that f***ing dong jockey

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

nob jockey

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult

that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey

by Jose February 5, 2004

disc jockeying

A form of female masturbation.

A female will rub her clitoris in a circular motion, resembling a DJ, or disc jockey.

Dude, I was going to my girlfriends house, and when i got inside i found her disc jockeying it on the couch.

by washiger August 18, 2007

Locker Jockey

That high school custodian that secretly opens student lockers and sniffs and tries on their personal items

Did you hear about that Locker Jockey that got caught wearing Suzy's gym socks?!!!

by Apollo83 July 5, 2019