dick jitsu

like a magic wand but your penis wave your penis side to side and up and down witht the intent of what ever you desire and it shall magically manifest

i just used dick jitsu to make a asteroid hit earth

by joseph jesus October 30, 2021

jiu jitsu

The gentle art, you can use it to defend, and attack at the same time. If you have bully problems, DON'T PUNCH!!!!!! Go to the nearest jiu jitsu dojo, and learn.

My friend got me in a jiu jitsu armbar.

by ?????smiley face May 11, 2022

Tragedeigh jitsu

The transformation from a horse to a human.

Me (a horse girl): I think me and my horse might be soulmates just like Pru Granger and Spirit!
My bully: You can't date a horse, YOU FREAK!
Me to my horse: *sigh* she will never know.

A few weeks later...

My bully: WTF why are you kissing your horse!! You need to go to jail
My horse: That's it buster... TRAGEDEIGH JITSU!
Me: Omg you look just like my anime boyfriend Bakugojo! You are SO HOT

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023

Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

Secret Finger Jitsu

A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.

Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*

by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020

Scandinavian Jiu Jitsu

The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!

Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023