shaking hands with jfk

Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood

Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk

by Leonard devine July 1, 2008

The JFK

The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.

Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.

by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020

The JFK

When you stalk someone and watch there every move from a far distance and keep eyes on them at all times just to end up killing them. Basically The Entire Premise of the show YOU.

Joe Goldberg Fell in love became obsessed just to end up giving Beck The JFK.

by XPussYfUxKeDuRMoMX69 September 26, 2020

The JFK

While having sex in the dark knowing your roommate or someone else is hiding nearby. You get to end and just as you blow your load , the second person also blows it on the unsuspecting person while yelling JFK !!! There’s a second shooter!!!

I was banging Chrissy when Chad came outta no where and pulled off the JFK!!!

by Dexter7 November 24, 2021

Comrade jfk

a good man with a shit attitude and a shit personality

Person 1: “yooo is that comrade jfk?”
Comrade jfk: “fuck you.”

by That one Walter guy February 18, 2022

a JFK

To give messy head in the back seat of a car

Did you hear Lee gave a JFK to John yesterday. There was a mesd all over that back seat

by anonymous December 8, 2022

The JFK

The JFK is when you give sloppy or messy oral sexy in the back of a car, particularly in a convertible.

" dude, after dinner she gave me the JFK experience"

by D1CKNB@LLS December 9, 2022