Jewles

Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories

"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943

Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*

Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."

by Lord Ravenhawk June 4, 2018

Jewberry

A booger that is attached and dangling from one’s nose-hairs, On thee outside of the nostril. Similar to a Dingleberry.

“I was gonna go blow my nose, cause I felt I had a big ol Jewberry creepin.”

by Djdollarbill September 25, 2018

jewerlyaddii

the girl who cares about everyone she’s so honest and beautiful!💕

jewerlyaddii

by Maria Delija October 9, 2021

jewelray

if u have this name ur the ugliest person in the world

“hi my name’s jewelray.”
“EW YOUR NAME IS UGLY”

by ashdhhsjajs November 22, 2021

jewelerist

a jeweler

i’m a jewelerist

by karenthequeen December 28, 2021

Jewelry Singing

Jewelry glistening and looking nice

Drip down from head to my toe,
Shit was singing,
Implying that the Jewelry Singing DUMBASS NIGGA HASAN

by Nananetic January 3, 2022

jewmer

A person who always takes the side of international jewish talking points, no matter how absurd they sound. Talking points include msm propaganda, globalist nwo agendas, government paid actors eg. scientists. A jewmer can also be directly paid to promote such agenda eg. shill or brainwashed from decades of media mind control.

A "That guy cannot even see in front of him. He is always parroting and doing whatever the tv tells him to do"
B "Yeah, he is such a jewmer and he doesn't even know it"

by FULLOF August 3, 2022