Jesus H. Christ

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.

"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."

by Prancingwolf January 13, 2005

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Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.

Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!

by FriendlyFireIsOn October 13, 2005

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jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

by meetthetony August 28, 2005

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Jesus Hitler Christ

A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ

bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes

by Hawtbitchtits December 27, 2020

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jesus hooplah christ

Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.

Jesus Hooplah Christ! Look at'em titties!

by inersh October 21, 2009

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