Strawberry Jello

A friend who treats you better than your own blood aka family. Strawberry jello is thicker than blood.

My family did not visit me in the hospital once thank for being my strawberry jello.

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Colon Jello

A thick substance that oozes from the rectum. Usually after the consumption and attempted digestion of Taco Bell.

"Cindy ate some of my colon jello with whipped cream."

by Logan Heckyes January 28, 2013

KY Jello

What Bill Cosby used.

Bill lubed up with the KY Jello.
K-Y-J-E-L-L-O

by Quantos June 12, 2018

jello socks

Whear you stick jello in ones socks to make them mois, and the jello water

Kim got knocked it at a party and someone gave her jello socks

by The jello socker July 1, 2018

jello cunt

Derogatory word used towards in most cases a woman. Often used to end a relationship or marriage. Usually the best word to say that will end a verbal fight and would make the user 'the man'.

Don't you ever call me a jerk you stupid jello cunt.

by Dreadlock Dave April 3, 2008

Jello Jerkin

The act of jerking off with or in jello container, or placing in a zip lock bag leaving alitte open put between matress and fuck your matress!

I was jello jerkin my matress last night

Your dick tastes like jello

by kitty katttt October 20, 2009

jello jaw

A jello jaw is a jaw/chin that can be only explained as jelly. It seems to change shape and structure while examined at different angles. You do not have to be fat to have a jello jaw.

Yo dawg that chick over there is big, man. Not only that her jello jaw is glarin at me!

by Chuzzy January 1, 2008