Jakovljević 

If you ever meet a Jakovljević you're one lucky person! They are sweet, friendly, good looking & absolutely hilarious - usually tall and originate from Southern Europe.

If you invite them anywhere, expect them to be fashionably late! They can sometimes be sensitive if lacking sleep, super hangry and if you piss them off ...RUN like the wind whilst apologising profusely :)

I really like the Jakovljević family. There is so many of them. They are a delightful bunch!

Man can they drink! They must be a Jakovljević.

Jakovljević by JDG2000 November 24, 2021

Quentin Jakovleski 

The coolest person to ever live.

"wow your almost as cool as Quentin Jakovleski" Joe "Ong thank you so much, you don't understand how much that means to me" Jerry

Quentin Jakovleski by Joe____454545 November 17, 2022

Jacovino 

Probably the most ridiculous sounding last name ever. But if you have it, more than likely you can melt faces with your guitar playing ability.

"Ahh, that Jacovino kid melted my fucking face off with his guitar playing again!"

Jacovino by Sir Riffington September 23, 2009

Jakoma 

An soul deprived, black hearted demon drawn from the depths of hell in the shape of an indian to bug the hell out of his room mates with talk of butthole and penises. Fag

"Man all he doe is talk about buttholes. Must be a Jakoma"

Jakoma by Mwuhahahahahahahaha November 5, 2011

jahovade 

Verb: To hide quietly inside a house to avoid someone that is at the front door.

Man, my landlord came by earlier without notice, and I had to jahovade him since I was two months behind on rent.

jahovade by trick donkculous July 12, 2014

jakob savage

The most badass individual to ever walk the world. Not someone you want to fight because they will punch you multiple times in the face and slam you to death. If you don't make him mad he will friend you and you will have many years of friendship. He is someone that you can always count on and usually thinks he is right about anything and if you say he is wrong he will try and grapple you.

Bro its Jakob savage don't do something stupid I don't want to be slammed to death.

jakob savage by Thebest9019 December 21, 2016

jacovius 

The realist african american of all time

Yea.. Thats jacovius..
You would succeed with jacovius.

jacovius by Leviathan91 December 15, 2017