While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.
Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."
Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
by TheLegendofAustin November 3, 2012
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jathu: ay nan
nantheesan: nah you guys play, i'll watch i'll watch
and thats a dirty jathu
jathu: ay nan
nantheesan: nah you guys play, i'll watch i'll watch
and thats a dirty jathu
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A very insecure girl who has a pure kind heart, who has amazing eyes you can fall into. Jaishaliz is a very pretty girl. Most boys want her. Even girls! Jaishaliz is a very caring person who will ALWAYS support you on however you wanna live your life.
Don't mess with a Jaishaliz or you will have people not being your friends.
Don't mess with a Jaishaliz or you will have people not being your friends.
"Jaishaliz can I tell you something"
Of course I'm always here! - Jaishaliz
"I'm gay.."
That's fine, I will support you in anyway way- Jaishaliz
Of course I'm always here! - Jaishaliz
"I'm gay.."
That's fine, I will support you in anyway way- Jaishaliz
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by FaZe Miniblue January 24, 2017
Get the janthony mug.In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
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Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"
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Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."
by Comander Cool December 14, 2008
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Bro did you hear Jimmy was was cornered in his cell and given the Ol Jailhouse Burrito
Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?
Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?
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