Jacquefied

A person, place, or thing permanently affected by Jacqueline Pauly.

The mangled corpse had been Jacquefied beyond recognition.

by Naga4life September 1, 2009

jacque cousteau

It's a sexual act, while having sex in the jacuzzi, you hold your partners head under water( hence the jacque cousteau). After you let them up, while they take a deep breath, you pull out, jack off and shoot your load in thier mouth.

Last night after dinner and some wine, my girlfirend and I were in the jacuzzi and I Jacque Cousteau'd the shit out of her.

by Skindiver69 March 4, 2010

Jacques

1.A well toned, dedicated gymnast. See also: Microbiology major, biochemistry major or chemistry minor.
2. "Funny guy"
3.My well toned, dedicated boyfriend.

Jacques came over last night and brought me a bouquet of flowers.

by Your Tess July 16, 2008

the jacqueline

the action of grabbing/grasping/cupping your breasts when you are in an excited state. There are multiple versions of this action such as...
1. The "Normal"
2. The "I just saw a hot guy"
3. The "I just got a good grade on my test"
ect...

"Why are you grabbing your breasts?" "Because I just saw a hot guy so i'm doing the jacqueline!"

by Jacquelines English/Math Buddy April 13, 2010

Jacqueline

A weird girl who is shy and introverted, only extroverted with her friends and family. She hates math and despises toxic people. But what she hates even more is the weird definition of Jacqueline on Urban Dictionary that doesn't actually suit her. A lot of people don't know how to spell her name because it's pretty long and complicated but she doesn't really care.

Omfg Jacqueline is so u g l y.

by idk sum1 January 30, 2022

jacques shit

francophile spin on jack shit

no, he didn't have jacques shit!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

jacques

someone who has a big head

man check out that jacques! his heads HGUE

FO SHO

by zibablo October 16, 2008