failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010

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Blue Jacket

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy

Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.

by Pathogorean March 28, 2013

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ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014

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Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

by sherdlover May 2, 2018

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kathmandu jacket

an expensive jacket used as a status symbol to express how basic they think are.

mainly worn by teenage girls that think they're top shit and also 16-26 year old guys that are most likely in the closet and looking to root a year 9.

although they claim it's 'warm' and 'comfortable', we all know they begged their mum for it for their birthday/christmas because they desperately wanted to fit in.
can also be found pissed off one cruiser on any given saturday night and thinks she can fight anyone.

do not date a girl that wears a kathmandu jacket.

Guy: Hey look at Emma I'd get with her
Guy 2: Nah the cunts wearing a kathmandu jacket

by habibitings October 28, 2020

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