by jmoney123tfg January 13, 2022
Get the Jailal mug.Short Filipina (women); generally around 4'11. They act like they're grown 'n tall but they really are short as SHIT. Capped at 4'11; ain't growing more than that. Jaela's have to break their neck when trying to look at other people's faces.
Person 1: "Yo, you see that short ass girl over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she like 4'11 or sumn' shit."
Person 1: "For real, I bet her name is Jaela.."
Person 2: "What a loser....."
Person 2: "Yeah, she like 4'11 or sumn' shit."
Person 1: "For real, I bet her name is Jaela.."
Person 2: "What a loser....."
by meat6berry February 13, 2022
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Get the Thorbjørn Jagland mug.Jaaack! :) Is an autistic character created by Lhiam Andrews-Bancroft during homework support sometime in November. His catch phrases include, Jack-off, Jack good at hitting, Jack at ping-pong, gooduh, badduh, Jack is moving like da roller coaster, uppuh
by Ivaaa December 19, 2010
Get the Jaaack! :) mug.Ali is a jewish originated name, it was made popular by Prophet Muhammads uncle, Ali Ibn Abu Talib. Cousin and son-in-law of Muhammad. In 656 he became the last of the "rightly guided" caliphs. The fourth of the caliphs or successors of Muhammad, was born in Mecca. His father, Abu Talib, was an uncle of the Prophet, and Ali himself was adopted by Muhammad and educated under his care.
While a boy, he distinguished himself by being one of the first to declare his adherence to the cause of Muhammad. Some years afterwards he married the Prophet's daughter Fatima Zahra. Ali proved himself to be a brave and faithful soldier, and when Muhammad died without a male heir, some thought Ali to have the best claim to succeed Muhammad. Not until 656, after the murder of Uthman, the third caliph, however, did Ali assume the title of caliph. Certain conspirators later claimed that he took no steps to prevent this murder, but other sources claim that Ali sent his sons to defend Uthman, and was angered when they were unable to protect him.
The question of Ali's right to succeed to the caliphate is an article of faith which divided the Muslim world into two great sects, the Sunni and the Shia. The Sunnis believe that the prophet chose Abu Bakr to be the first caliph, while the Shia believe that he chose Ali. Ali did not challenge Abu Bakr or any of the later caliphs, however, but rather served as an advisor to them.
While a boy, he distinguished himself by being one of the first to declare his adherence to the cause of Muhammad. Some years afterwards he married the Prophet's daughter Fatima Zahra. Ali proved himself to be a brave and faithful soldier, and when Muhammad died without a male heir, some thought Ali to have the best claim to succeed Muhammad. Not until 656, after the murder of Uthman, the third caliph, however, did Ali assume the title of caliph. Certain conspirators later claimed that he took no steps to prevent this murder, but other sources claim that Ali sent his sons to defend Uthman, and was angered when they were unable to protect him.
The question of Ali's right to succeed to the caliphate is an article of faith which divided the Muslim world into two great sects, the Sunni and the Shia. The Sunnis believe that the prophet chose Abu Bakr to be the first caliph, while the Shia believe that he chose Ali. Ali did not challenge Abu Bakr or any of the later caliphs, however, but rather served as an advisor to them.
by Wo I Beijing Tienamen December 11, 2021
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Get the jaazaniah mug.Kylie: hey Brooke should i get a jalabeano chimy or a vegi one?
Brooke: GET A JALABEANO ONE....YEY JALABEANOS!!!!! AND YEY CRUSTY BURRITOS
KYLIE: okay...id like one jalabeano chimy please
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