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Joyce

Self proclaimed "GODESS" Joyce is a temper tantrum midget with the highest expectations to spite her own miserable life, however, she is definitely supportive and will always promise to be there for you.. Well an hour late.. Her diet consists of ice-cream , Lindt and did I mention ice-cream? A diabetic, depressed and somehow living human. Joyce is the most likely individual to die in a fire, due to her inability to replace the batteries in her fire alarm. Due to her inability to refuse anything ever, Joyce’s will often get roped into doing something they never wanted to do in the first place, but will end up being the life of the party anyway.
Person 1: Hey Joyce do you wanna go start a street fight in the middle of the city and commit multiple crimes with us? I promise it'll be fun
Joyce:

Person 2: Just say no. You can do it. Don't be roped into their stupid criminal activities.
Joyce: sure, I'm in.
by notatepeistan December 28, 2021
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Joyce

A dumb stupid hypocrite ass bitch that can’t stand not being the center of attention
Your a Joyce
by BBBkaylamac February 4, 2022
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Joyce

A girl that has kind blue eyes and she is sometimes not at school and has friends named Zoie, Ashira and Armani and she is great at drawing.
Willow: That is a complete Joyce right there!
Adrian: I'm a Joyce and I know it
by Asquad_team TeamOwO272Z December 8, 2021
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joyce

Human who is sweet, kind, and surprisingly perverted. Can be manipulative in the nicest way. She is jack of all trades whether it’s art, writing, or music she can do it all. Has big dreams but is terrible at saving. Has a strange addiction to old white men but we love her anyway. She is very loyal and you should never let her go.
Omg did you see, joyce is reading smut again.
by Joeeeeeeeee_mama April 9, 2022
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Burton Joyce

Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.

Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
by Feige Roman December 10, 2019
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Joyced

To be pestered badgered pursued for money when you owe nothing accused of things youve never done and to be called a punk ass bitch for know reason to be joyced
by Shmooky September 25, 2020
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Joyced

To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.

Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.

EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
by js6996 July 20, 2022
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