Jesus H. Christ

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.

"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."

by Prancingwolf January 13, 2005

Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.

Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!

by FriendlyFireIsOn October 13, 2005

jesus fuck christ

What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.

Jesus fuck Christ, did you see that motherfucker cut me off?

by meetthetony August 28, 2005

Jesus Hitler Christ

A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ

bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes

by Hawtbitchtits December 27, 2020

jesus hooplah christ

Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.

Jesus Hooplah Christ! Look at'em titties!

by inersh October 21, 2009

Jesus H. Christ

A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.

Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.

by guy January 12, 2004

Jesus fucking christ

A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."

"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"

"..."

"Bro, you okay?"

"Jesus Fucking Christ.

by RiceOfCourse November 27, 2022