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Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.
Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.
by Jon Ace September 23, 2006
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Indention deficit disorder

A writer's inability to properly break large blocks of text into paragraphs, thus causing readers intensely painful eye strain. It's a true disorder.
When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...
by TX Starfish March 2, 2009
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Inveness Illinois

A rich area located near Barrington, IL and Palatine, IL that has rich and upper middle class families. The students usually attend Fremd HS. There are no sidewalks and to get to anywhere you need to ride your bike or drive a car because of the distances from homes to any place decent to hang out. As a kid you most likely spent your time at home or over at a friends house because your parent drove you there or you rode a bike. Once you can drive you hardly ever hang out in Inverness because you've got more options. There is a town hall, but almost no public services and until a few years ago Inverness's police services were from Barrington or Palatine, now there are two squad cars. Inverness still doesn't have a fire department of its own. Also, Inverness is so small that no one knows of Inverness if you go further south in Illinois, so you have to tell them its near Barrington, Palatine or Schaumburg.

tl;dr: Inverness is rich and there is nothing to do there.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Oh, I live in Inveness Illinois.
Person 1: Where is that?
Person 2: Oh its near Palatine.... Barrington....
Person 1: Ah, got it.
by ex-Inverness resident May 6, 2011
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Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree

Involves 5 girls in a circle all lying on their backs with their legs spread eagle. Then a guy in a handstand is slowly rotated by two other guys in the middle of the circle, And procedes to pleasure all the girls with his tongue.
(To this day has still never been done.)
Dude last night we almost had enough drunk chicks to attempt a Inverted South Dakotian Palm Tree but Bill couldn't stay in a fucking handstand.
by Bernard the wet slapper January 21, 2008
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indented tits

very small tits that pretty much go in not out
Hey Amy and Jessica, you must hav indented tits because when you wear tight clothing nothing sticks out!
by gooddawg234 September 29, 2007
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Intentional browning

term used for the police profiling towards a dark skinned person to harass, arrest, or other.
Officer this is because I'm black right? Man, this is intentional browning sir.
by Tonio1124 February 11, 2009
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Intentional

Intentional. noun

A person who practices an intentional lifestyle. One who makes considered, deliberate, conscious and, therefore occasionally unconventional choices about various aspects of their life such as living arrangements intentional community, relationships, parenthood, fashion intentional fashion, work, sex, sexuality etc.
First person: “My friend Lana has always known she never wanted to have kids and says she will likely never seek another monogamous relationship. She says she seeks fulfillment in other ways now.“

Second person: “She sounds like a true intentional.”
by Lovecow November 30, 2019
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