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"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008
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Internet Activist

Someone who hopelessly devotes all their time to improving major websites. Their normal lives will be uneventful, working 25 hours a week at a local pet shop. Do not be fooled. This person will typically love special interest forums and Wikipedia.
Person 1: Whats up with Bob? He's become such an internet activist lately.

Person 2: Yeah, I know. Yesterday he answered 208 questions on yahoo, then searched Wikipedia to see if anyone fucked with Obama's page.
by Gamblingman84 September 29, 2011
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internetpreneur

a person who tries to make a fortune on the internet
John registered 50 domain names hoping to sell them for a fortune...he's such a internetpreneur
by frisco stories October 18, 2008
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Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid
Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
ur

Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.
by Anna! =) November 26, 2009
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs

Recently, the new term "Social Media Celebrity" or "Internet Personality" become famous among teenagers in the United States. Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs, also known as Social Media Business Influencers have been voted to be one of the highest-earning careers, which gives you fame, status, popularity, maximal opportunity, high-earning potential, and influence. There are thousands of entrepreneurs, who are working as internet celebrities with the help of social media apps and websites like TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and Facebook. Followers and fans of these business influencers reach hundreds of thousands with some in the millions.

Wikipedia listed over 200 web celebs with a dozen being famous entrepreneurs, however the true list is way more than 200 people and likely in the tens of thousands and spans throughout multiple industries. Some famous entrepreneurs and business influencers include Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, Josh King Madrid (JetSet), Andrew Tate, Dan Bilzerian (The King of Instagram), Tony Robbins, Branden Condy, Russell Brunson, Graham Stephan, Logan Paul, Alex Hormozi, Alex Becker, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, TheBlondeJon and Jordan Welch.
A new show that released in December 2022 stars a cast full of America's Top Internet Celebrity Entrepreneurs AKA American Social Media Business Influencers. The TV show delves into the minds of some of the world's richest and most influential internet celebrity entrepreneurs who have built online empires, inspired the masses and live a luxurious life that most people can only dream of. The full "Kings Of The Internet" TV Show includes: Gary Vaynerchuk, Jake Paul, Lewis Howes, Patrick Bet-David, Logan Paul, Alex Hormozi, Iman Gadzhi, Sebastian Ghiorghiu, Jay Shetty, Tai Lopez, Grant Cardone, JetSetFly, Andrew Tate , Dan Bilzerian, Dan Lok, Tristan Tate, Tony Robbins and Branden Condy.
by DigitalMarketing February 12, 2023
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surfing the internet

What you're doing instead of what you should be doing right now.
While surfing the internet, i found this funny cat picture, it's a shame it's not helping my math homework due tomorrow.

Also: literally what you are doing at this very moment
by Falcon_lover March 23, 2016
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