Incompecunt

An individual incapable of completing the simplest of tasks using logic principles they have been trained to use, while acting like they are outstanding in their field.

Johnny is such an incompecunt that he once again did not order enough of the materials for the job, even after I gave him a complete list of what was needed. When I approached him he argued that it was my mistake!

by HOTDOGVNDR2108 April 26, 2019

incompetude

Characterized by lack of skill coupled with an arrogant demeanor; preemptive indignation directed toward a person who may or may not be questioning the subject’s inability to carry out a duty.

“President Trump’s righteous tweets about lying to the public about the early dangers of Covid-19 showed an insecure leader with great incompetude.”

by PleasurePilot December 20, 2020

Incomabable

Something that attracts or creates income, usually in the business sectors

"Wow, that strategy really was incomabable"
"I am currently unable to supply a tactic that might be incomabable"

by Hukkefar December 2, 2021

Priveleged incompetance

Gaining access or power without consideration of ability based on financial status.

Betsy DeVos has no experience as an education administrator but she has a ton of money for vote buying and so her priveleged incompetance got her the job.

by Lizzy Mac February 8, 2017

Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.

"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."

by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.

The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.

by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019

infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

by Ian Chode September 5, 2003