umpossible

same as impossible but used by "Ralph Wiggum" from The Simpsons.

"That's umpossible"

by t-d April 10, 2004

pimpossible

that which is possible only for pimps

Dayyyyyum that girl aint givin me no lovin . Gettin with her is pimpossible!

by yolandre peck March 10, 2008

Impossiblest

More impossible than impossible.

"Constructing a device that can access other dimensions is impossible, but even if it could be done, sending a human consciousness through it is... impossiblest!"

"Hey you remember Jason from 5th grade?"
"The nerdy kid, yeah, why?"
"He is dating Carol"
"But... this is impossiblest!!!"

by T.Mamuleum January 15, 2015

Impussible

The inability or impossibility of a straight man to get into a gay woman's pants.

He's kidding himself if he thinks that lesbian chicky babe is even remotely interested in him. He's on an impussible mission tonight, the tossbag!

by Uma Bumhirtz October 31, 2011

Impossillity

Impossible silliness.
Often related to the heroic but hopeless attempts to address the world's biggest issues with a rubber band and a cotton bud.

Accidentally found by a wrecked P.H.D. student drafting his thesis.

Although it is tempting, air-dropping Justin B. in the core of Fukushima Reactor No. 3 is an impossillity bro.

by N-s-K April 28, 2011

the impossibles

the best band on the face of the earth.
listen, love, and lust them.

"holy shit, the impossibles are great!"

by Billy C February 12, 2004

Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

by Halit March 6, 2009