Horbort

An amazingly nice handsome Hoover that spends his time loving Sally. He loves to play games and ride unicorns through the wilderness of rainbows and sunshine. Some have said that he is a gift from Zeus for all the men out there that have forgotten what it is like to be a gentleman. Anyone that ends up with a Horbort Hoover is very lucky.

"Have you met Horbort?"
"I heard Horbort is an amazing guy." - Sally Sunshine

by SallySunshine April 25, 2013

herbsplosion

When your herbal tea bag explodes in your water bottle or cup

My afternoon culminated in a herbsplosion

by Dragon Tamer 85 June 10, 2016

hobstacle

A common thing that hinders one's daily progress, and or lifestyle

"He cannot find his boots, first hobstacle of the day"

by VECHATER April 22, 2018

Hoobs

Hairy boobs

I got tangled in her hoobs

by Keitaa July 1, 2018

Hobbs and Shaw

A Fast and Furious Movie, Hobbs and Shaw is an action film released in July of 2019. It features Dwane Johnston, Jason Statham, and Vanessa Kirby.

Did You see Hobbs and Shaw?

by ClatckeEmu September 1, 2019

Horbal constant

When you can't win the scientific debate argument, and accuse your opponent's method in being a simple product of existing data to a random constant and a falsification of results. Multiplication by Horbal constant is easy to understand by masses and makes click-baity headlines.
In original form Horbal constant equals 0.888.

- We need to accuse them in faking the results.

- Let's use Horbal constant, it always works!

by AHorbal February 8, 2020

Herbs

plants used to flavor food and perform spells

Go grab the herbs to season the stew.

by creatively_pagan March 31, 2020