Hoyty-Toyty

stuck-up,posh,la-di-dah,snooty

Fred; "You'll not get near that pussy man, she's too hoyty-toyty for you"
Harry; "Piss-off, I'm posh I are"

by RudeAsFCUK December 25, 2011

Porta-Hotty

A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.

Driver: what's the matter Homer?

Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!

Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"

minutes later...

Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"

Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."

by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008

hotty

Mer BO or Roz sexy bitchs

Damn theysa some hot biatchs

by names are over rated January 25, 2005

Hooty cakes

A raunchy smell that makes you turn away.

Whats up man Why do you smell like hooty cakes?

by Capster December 14, 2004

Mama's hoopty wagon

A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.

"Dude, that chick's car sucks."
"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"

by D-Lo May 13, 2005

Hoty

1. hot just with a y at the end.

2. Adel from Warhammer Online. She plays on Drifting Castle.

Daaaaayum, check out that hoty!

That girls booty is full of hoty!

by Eckos February 24, 2009

hoity-toity

Something that is very... very... fancy-shmancy. That is totally using the word to define itself but ssh. Umm anyway it is also having to do with something like, ":O WELL!! I see I'm not good enough for this." hoity-toity attitude that is had by people in beverly hills.

You want to eat this plateful of caviar and then vomit on your mom, hoity-toity boy?? Huh? HUUUHH?!?!?!

by the dark adonis July 14, 2004