Mini hoop

A smaller than average anal sphincter.

Holeeee, Cory had to take another enema, damn mini hoop is acting up again.

by KC Blythe April 1, 2020

Hoop dancer

A person who wraps twizzlers around testicles and sucks them.

Gurl if Wesley play his cards right ima be a hoop dancer!!

by Yuotew July 6, 2016

Hoop Fluff

The Ass Pubes which are scattered around one's bumhole.

That guy is a hairy tramp - look at all that hoop fluff.

by Benj Malster May 26, 2009

Hoop Jack

Hoopjack (huup-jak) noun. plural hoopjacks-1. a melding of musical styles, typically old style country with heavier rock and roll and blues style elements. Occasionally incorrectly called alt-country, which is another of it's elements 2. one who lives a rural lifestyle, similar to hillbillies or, alternatively, hickabillies.3. Adjective. to react with animation or jubilance.4.Also the action thereof “he was hoopjacking and foot-stomping to the music.

Billy's looking to get his (hoop jack )on this weekend by listening to some good old music and having a couple beers!

by SweetPete Weston January 11, 2016

Sore-Hoop

You have been on the beer the previous evening and the next morning (after a number of number two's) you bottom hole gets sore and stingy Rusty Bullet Hole

I tell you what lads, but I aint half got a sore hoop thi morning

by Wayne Cobley June 6, 2003

Hoop Doop

The sound made when transitioning from a sitting to a standing position

Sit down. Now stand up. Listen to the sound. This is Hoop Doop

Hoop Doop is a magazine by artists, about artists

by Hoop Doopism November 19, 2013

hoop waffle

total shite

Jackie talked a load of hoopwaffle at the meeting cause basically she hadnt a clue what she was on about and so used hoopwaffle to pretend she knew anything.

by leaners of ballycoolin February 10, 2004