hoon her

smash her in the bum

Bro!! I'd completely hoon her!

by keepiteastmi8 June 17, 2017

hooftard

A combination of two words, hoof (to walk) and retard (slow).

"it will take us all day to get there with this hooftard"

by Azazel77 July 30, 2017

hooneh

HOONEH- A name given to only a male King. A steady handsome man who is physically well developed.

A man with an obsession to do more. A very cocky man but very humble. He is better described as a ladies man. He treats his only lady like a queen but theory has it that he is the type to have too many sides at the same time, it is yet to be proven!

It is said that he may just be the greatest gamer of his time.

Stranger:You look like a Hooneh bro!!
_______: I know bro! But thanks anyway

by Krisha Daniels August 10, 2018

Hoon

A joint.

other related words: hooning, hoon and tune, moneyhoon, hooneytunes, ahoonamatata,

Me: Yo g wanna smoke a hoon?
Friend: Yeah boi let's hoon it up
Me: We should have smoked that hoon, I'm hooned out boy

by Hoonboy December 10, 2018

Hoonkey

A slow (fast) truck big rig or some normally big slow vehicle doing hoonigan activity. Burnouts, donuts, drifting, jumping in the mud, climbing rocks etc.

Oh, look there is a HOONKEY Duramax truck doing donuts on the parking area. That guy is a real HOONKEY driver in the mud! What a HOONKEY rock crawler!

by HOONKEY DONK June 25, 2019

hoongaboonga

someone who is very HORNY

derik was such a hoongaboonga lastnight when i saw him

by hambampdide November 9, 2019

Hoonding

Very long and girthy winding, hairy, ape-like serpent that envokes hornyness in both men and women.

Holy shit Veronica, that hoonding has me as wet as a new born baby when it gets dropped in the toilet.

by KeeperoftheHoonding March 31, 2020