horned

The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny.

Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!

by Kenthar February 24, 2004

Horned

Big Tits with real pointy nipples, and the person is really horny all the time

Pamela Anderson is horned

by White Cracker July 24, 2007

hooped

Non-functional, exhausted.

I was too hooped to go to the party tonight.

by David Kamloops December 8, 2004

Hooded Cobra

an un-circumcised penis

"wow i never new you had a hooded cobra"

by youknow who January 8, 2008

honed

when one is hyper and stoned at the same time. Various reasons could be one just drank too much of an energy drink and is acted stoned, although is not truly stoned and the other is the person is just hyper and actually stoned.

Yo, you are so honed right now man.

by Theman1337 August 27, 2006

Hooded Carrot

noun 1. a slang term for the female clitoris
noun 2. a slang term for the uncircumcised penis
noun 3. an infamous under-age college bar in Prescott, AZ

1. "She kept telling me to flick her hooded carrot!"
2. "So I took off his boxers and surprise! He's got a hooded carrot."
3. "I need a cheap drink and not to have my ID checked, ya know?" "Yeah, let's head to the Hooded Carrot."

by STEGOPHILEPC November 9, 2014

hoomed

Alternative to hooked but to a much larger intensity.

I'm hoomed on this cherry juice right now.

I'm hoomed on pills.

by Adslegend December 28, 2015