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Hootentaguen

Derived from the Germanic mouthfull of hard conconents Hootentaguen replaces several English language slang uses of most of our common swear/profaniy words. Initially presented to our 5 year old grandson in order to steer him away from using the phrase; "What the Hell" then eemxpanded to include Fuck, shit, cock-sucker, bitch, punk, and most recently, Republican and Democrat.
Hootentaguen a verb expressing joyous amazement, as well as ridicule or scorn, As in:
Can you explain to me which candidates a right winger and which is a lefty Snowflake? Asked the girl. Ricky replied, beats me, they're both hootentaguen as far as I can tell. Hootentaguen
by AzzWhole#12&3 August 24, 2021
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Hooden.

Pronounced like, ''wooden' basically means useless, stupid and a waste of time. Used in the Welsh valleys.
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hologender

Obviously you identify as a holographic rainbow projected onto a metallic surface to create a new chromatic aberration that is you, the HoloGender, the most BEAUTIFUL DIAMONIC GEMSTONE IMMTHE WHOLE WIDE WORLDS
Me: I’m not a boy or girl or enby or androgen. I AM A FUCKING RAINBOW OF STAR DUST AND ENERGY AND SUN LIGHT.

You: So that makes you… like… arcade carpet?

Me: yes. HoloGender is best summarized as oookig like arcade carpet, if it were made of pixie dust and starlight and magic, 🙄
by Whatsit2yaa May 6, 2022
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hoodenpyled

When you and a group of friends get Annihilated off of whiskey and beer. So much to the point that you strip off all of your clothes and begin to form a skin Jenga tower constructed of nothing but naked dudes, whilst maintaining a rock hard erection the entire time. Hence the name Hoodenpyle.
I can't wait for me and the boys to get hoodenpyled this weekend!
by Badgerthesquid July 6, 2022
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Homogenetic

Homogentic is the genetic expression of homosexuality in adulthood.
Jill: I can't figure out why Barry won't make love with me anymore. He lost interest as soon as we had the kids.

Paige: That's because he's homogenetic. Barry's DNA uncontrollably expressed homosexual genes after the kids were born. Same thing happened to his dad. Homogenetics are a bitch.
by Frank Thecat February 6, 2023
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hoovenly

To do something, like walking, hooved or as if hooved
The deer walked hoovenly.
by skemaric July 1, 2023
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Hootened

Sore from the gym after years of no exercise, and excessive drinking.
Bro, I'm so Hootened I'm calling in sick today!
by bng.rods July 25, 2023
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