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hoof

i gave that bitch a hoof in the front butt
by lazy fat cunt March 3, 2018
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dutch hoof

She had a very nice Dutch hoof
by Loolou99 January 19, 2018
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Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal
"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"
by Giannifly January 28, 2018
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mature hoof

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.
by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017
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Hoof

Slang for "good".
ayo bruh, that shit was hoof.
by anonymous December 18, 2020
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Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.
Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.
by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021
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Dirty Hoof

When a girl puts her Walmart feet so far up your butthole it makes you cum
Im going to dirty hoof you till you scream
by Bebebopbop September 14, 2021
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