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Homeless Guy Hug

Hugging someone, namely a date in halfassed way as to tell them they are not interested in another date or possibly ever seeing that person again.
Once in the parking lot she gave him a homeless guy hug because she wanted the date to be over quickly.
by HarvHarv October 29, 2007
mugGet the Homeless Guy Hugmug.

Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
by redneck101 November 21, 2013
mugGet the Homeless Hot Pocketmug.

Politically Homeless

Supposed to refer to someone whose beliefs do not line up well with any available party, but is often misused by fascists/the alt-right to mask the fact that they're, well, fascist.
I'd call myself "politically homeless" at this point, but that would associate me with the people who call themselves "politically homeless"... and I do not want to share my political home with them.
by Voxel Roguery September 18, 2022
mugGet the Politically Homelessmug.

Homeless Leg Syndrome

The syndrome where you see a homeless person limp or hobble around at a stoplight with his sign hoping for a handout- then when no one is looking he/she walks normally without a limp or impairment.
Hey bro- I saw you elsewhere and you were not limping and I saw you a little while ago and you looked fine- and now I see that you have Homeless Leg Syndrome.
by habbie November 20, 2007
mugGet the Homeless Leg Syndromemug.

homeless computer virus

If someone speaks like a robot, they're a homeless computer virus.
If they move like an animatronic, they are also a homeless computer virus.
- beep boop skadoo bep geek

DUDE HE'S A HOMELESS COMPUTER VIRUS
by SlibbyDiddy February 24, 2021
mugGet the homeless computer virusmug.

Komak the homeless wizzard

a person who belives that they have great powers due to insanity from living on the streets and eating rats for too long.
Don't go near that guy. he is Komak the homeless wizzard.
by ItzAllTears January 19, 2013
mugGet the Komak the homeless wizzardmug.

Homeless Hump-Free

When a random homeless guy clings to your left theigh and repeatedly rubs your foreskin with a chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donut until ejaculation.
"Dude, my cousin got a Homeless Hump-Free coupon from McDonald's while getting head in the bathroom from Ted Babooshka."
by 300 Foreskin January 19, 2010
mugGet the Homeless Hump-Freemug.

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