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Homeless Dave

A homeless man, once described by a young woman to a severely GINGER young man.
Hey Homeless Dave!
Iya Helenest!
by Helenest November 27, 2007
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homeless_drunk

One who cant see thru the cowlicks hanging from the front
OMG! Look at that homeless_drunk! There should be laws against that!!
by VD-WHiZ May 14, 2003
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homeless hookup

Getting something free which normally requires a trade of some monetary value or a performed service
Bill got Joe a homeless hookup from the liquor store

Tracy got James a job with her homeless hookup
by Blue Ball Busters March 4, 2014
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Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above
1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.
by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020
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HomeLess DriveBy.

When you have a mini-van (usally White) with a homelessman inside and you pick up girls paying them to bang the rotten man but not telling them until you kick there ass out of the car then THEY shit with the stench of ASS and Crabs..
"Hey sandy....."

"Yes?"

"I got a homeless driveby"

"You get crabs...?"

".....Yes"

".....same...........damn HomeLess DriveBy..."
by B-rody shizzle October 19, 2009
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Homeless Harry

A homeless guy that lives in a wooded area and grows a thick beard. Campsite is often littered with garbage bags and overgrown with poison oak. Have been found cutting at tree branches for no appearant reason. Is often not ammused by young punks coming to his woods. Is not often seen, but some witnesses have reportedly seen an arm.
Person 1: I'm bored.

Person 2: I know, let's go to the woods, pay ol' Homeless Harry a visit.

Person 1: Eh, mabye we shouldn't.

Person 2: Yeah, mabye you're right, last time I saw an arm.
by CA_AK March 17, 2010
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Homeless Pillow

An empty goon bag inflated with air, to give lumbar support for a night out sleeping
Hay bro, ya finished the flaggon yet?

Yeah but steves fully using it for a homeless pillow
by Scruddle McDoodle May 19, 2011
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