Holmes

Same word as homes but spelled different.

Ayo Homes, how many Holmes are you going to invest in?

Aye Homes! We live in Holmes, NOT Homes…..

by Chief Moskeesha November 29, 2021

sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

Megan Holmes

Megan Holmes is typically a nice quiet person who is smart and always there to help if needed.
For some reason she enjoys unicorns quite a bit

Her name is Megan Holmes

by consider sympathizing March 30, 2022

eholie holmes

Street slang for Spanish word damn man

Eholie holmes why you do that

by Zerofuczgiven April 28, 2021

Sherlock Holmes

A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.

Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.

by Daddy Michael Scot January 22, 2020

Holmes

A shortened version of homie, holmes is usually used by gangsters, especially Mexican gangs.

Miguel: Wassup holmes?
Jose: Nothing much.

by I_suck_fat_cock March 11, 2021

Dr. Holmes

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.

“They call me Dr. Holmes...”

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018