honitor

A horny elementry hall monitor, can be a boy or girl. When other children are being naughty he/she humps them till they say sorry.

The little boy found the little girl being naughty and honitorized her. The little boy wanted to teach the little girl a lesson for being bad, she loved his tough manly authority but he still honitored her.

by kdwag May 14, 2007

hobbit

A small person with curly hair, giant feet. Mostly has a foot fetish and an all-time, neverending menstruation in men (aka Manstruation). Usually an entrepreneur and/or a jew. For all intents and purposes, a manlet.

This midget is such a hobbit!

by SuperUnitato69 June 8, 2014

hobbit

A short annoying Person

Jarrod is such a Hobbit.

by D-R-A-K-E April 4, 2008

hobbit

v. When a group of young stoners persistantly elects one member of the group to carry out tasks found collectively difficult or undesirable by the rest of the group.

n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.

1. Don't hobbit me bitch, I'll go get the damn beer when I'm good and ready.

2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.
Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???

by Rockbubba December 25, 2007

hobbit feet

feet that are unusually large, hairy with defined yet long and curvy nails , also see zuhair

whoa look at zuhairs hobbit feet

by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009

Hobbit

v. to shave off pubic hair in the shower, leaving it to stick to the feet of the next person in the shower.

Dude, my brother inl aw shaved his pubers in the shower and left them there. Now they are all over my feet.

You have just beeen hobbited.

by bdogwagdiggity April 13, 2009

Hobbit Dinner

Eating Breakfast for dinner, or a dinner comprised of simple basic foods. i.e. potatoes, bread, eggs, fried chicken, vegetables, bacon.

Tonight I had a Hobbit dinner, wish it was more complex.

by J.style December 10, 2009