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Herman

a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.
"whose that guy over there?"

"hes a Herman. completely single."
"No thank you!"
by Jinchihope January 23, 2019
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Knut Herman

This poor boy's mom hates him so much he is a living target. This person has a crazy life and his life is never uneventful.

He’s trapped in his moms basement, and likes training the rats that find their way in. If he doesn’t train the rats, he kills them and uses warm water pipes to cook the rats, and then eat them.

A Knut Herman is a survival master, and can survive for years without food and or water. He can even under certain circumstances, survive up too 4 shots to the chest.
Man life is like a living hell, fells like I’m Knut Herman.

Yea Vietnam is like crazy, it's kinda like Knut Herman's life.
by Traktor December 4, 2019
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Herman Munster

The act of sticking a funnel into someone’s anus and loudly yelling into it.
She gave him a Herman Munster, the funnel was fully inserted into his anus while she yelled obscenities into it.
by Random insert name here May 22, 2024
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Herman

Herman is a matausi, he’s tall and fat but also a huge dickhead ✌🏼
Dj: who’s that matausi over there?

Ben: that’s just fat head Herman
by Kefeusita’e June 19, 2020
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Herman

the most lovable, caring guy you’ll meet. he’s extremely cute and extremely funny and will make you smile and laugh everyday. people who are named Herman are very athletic and also like watching anime. people who are named Herman are extreme freaks and are not afraid to show their partner different sexy things in the bed. Herman would do anything for his girlfriend. Herman also favors rap and rock over any genre. Particularly Lil Uzi Vert and Queen.
random girl: “girl look at that fine ass boy. i’d let him hit

random girl 2: “bitch that’s Herman. he’s so fine that i already almost let him hit”
by rockstarhermsvlone January 30, 2020
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Herman

he doesn’t like to be like the other boys. he’s “sexy” and has LIGHT MODE on his phone. he’s not like the other boys. he’s different
He has light mode on his phone and doesn’t follow the trends

He must be an Herman
by totally not alexandra June 20, 2020
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Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.
Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes
by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022
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