Herman

Herman is best known for his generosity. He is so generous he will find himself a myopic, near deaf and obese middle aged woman (preferedly single mothers) and crown her his queen. Which makes him Her Man.
crowd (whispering):

Hey is that Suzie's generous cowboy?
- Yes, thats Herman.
by Krkič January 13, 2020
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Herman

he doesn’t like to be like the other boys. he’s “sexy” and has LIGHT MODE on his phone. he’s not like the other boys. he’s different
He has light mode on his phone and doesn’t follow the trends

He must be an Herman
by totally not alexandra June 20, 2020
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Herman is usually a lighskin that sucks at sports, mainly basketball. Also Herman usually is a fat and gets no bitches
I would kill myslef if I looked liked herman
by NGO April 24, 2018
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A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.
Hey Herman how are you?”
by Iloveoatmeal July 27, 2023
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that guy is a Charlie Herman? poor dude
by susantookthekids April 04, 2019
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herman

someone who is very strange and weird. he can be very funny at sometimes and others act like a complete psychopath. when he stares you down with his blank eyes you feel like the world is on fire.
that guy is really scaring me, hes probably a herman
by babycarrot69 December 27, 2018
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Herman

a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.
by Jinchihope January 23, 2019
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