Herman

a loser who cant take care of kids. often gets them taken in the divorce.
usually single.
Bad at charming and is heavily self centered.

"whose that guy over there?"

"hes a Herman. completely single."
"No thank you!"

by Jinchihope January 23, 2019

Herman Munster

The act of sticking a funnel into someone’s anus and loudly yelling into it.

She gave him a Herman Munster, the funnel was fully inserted into his anus while she yelled obscenities into it.

by Random insert name here May 22, 2024

Herman Schultz

The male version of a shocker.

He's getting a Herman Schultz, The act of a woman vigorously fingering a males butthole while simultaneously jerking him off.

by Fatjesus789 November 21, 2025

Ben-Herman-Moment

a Ben-Herman-moment is when a friend rejects a game invite because "they are on mac" and cannot run the game. a Ben-Herman-moment usually starts with a friendly rejection; they say "oh its on windows :( " showing their regret and sadness because of their situation than who ever is their usually respond with "lmao ben German moment. L + ratio + bozo + haha lmao you use mac loser"

bozo + haha lmao you use mac loser"
yo wanna play duck game it's only like a dollar.
oh... its on windows
lmao L + ratio + skill issue + get good + Ben-Herman-moment

by the norman moment September 20, 2022

Herman Gardens Housing Projects

A historic Detroit Westside public housing complex (1943–2009) once home to thousands, including Big Sean and Greg Mathis. Known for its tight-knit community, high crime, and gang activity, it was demolished and replaced by Garden View Estates.

“My older cousins used to run around the Herman Gardens Housing Projects back in the ’90s before it got torn down and turned into Garden View Estates.”—Old School Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Herman Ludlow

some guy who sang in a choir and had a deep voice. The guy was very tall, statuesque, and muscular.

hey Fred, did you see that tall statuesque man who just crossed the street? Yes I did. By the way, that guys name is Herman Ludlow. and I heard he can sing good. Well he should come sing at my wedding, and have him sang me and Mrs. Jones.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Herman

Yeah, a pejorative possessive term to indicate than a man belonged to a woman through the shackles of the matriarchal institution of marriage, whereby, even though a man was not intimately tied to the reproductive cycle he was forced to provide for the family materially while also being distanced from it emotionally and spatially by working outside the home.

Margaret: have you seen Catherine's Herman? He's quite the breadwinner, and keeps his distance from the children, quite the ideal money source.
Noel: Yes, I only wish my Herman would stay out of the kitchen. He fancies himself a chef, but honestly, who ever heard of a man who could do anything other than work?
Both: *smug laughter*

by bi613en May 21, 2023