hortense

18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.

That hortense emailed me!

Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.

by Chester Choda March 27, 2003

Hortense Vagino

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

harte parte

A slang term spoken with an Indian accent in referral to one who is of East Indian descent, particularly an immigrant.

Have you seen all the long-bearded harte partes that ride their bikes in Newton?

by Ivan Mirosavljev June 13, 2007

hardenhuish

my school all schools suck cock ne ways but dis is da shittyist of dem all its a pile of crap

boi: wat school do u go 2
girl: hardenhuish
boi:ha ha ha wat a loser

by harden sucks May 1, 2005

harted

a new word used by the mentally deficient people living in Glen Waverley Australia, to replace the word love

l harted c
lawlaw harted cincin =D

by garblegarblegarble January 16, 2009

Harlen

Ugly ass bitch who is going to die alone.No ass , fat, tomboy, horrible dancer and looks like a boy.

1. "She that girl over there she is a total harlen."
2. "You are a harlen."

by charlene_6590 June 11, 2020

Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff

bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.

by hot tea June 3, 2016