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Hank Azaria

A weirdly attractive actor who doesn’t scream Brad Pitt Handsome, but is Handsome in his own way. He’s someone that is way out of your league, but isn’t far from the societal norm. He’s sorta like that good looking middle aged man that was your neighbor. See Sexly
by Chad Wellington the 3rd January 4, 2019
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Hank Schrader

Loves Gomey. Doesn't really love Marie. Loves minerals, not rocks. ASAC Schrader. D.E.A. Agent. Thinks he's smart.
Hank Schrader: "Gomey, you good?"
Gomey: *Gets shot by Jack*
Hank: "That sucks"
Also Hank: *Gets shot by Jack*
Gomey in afterlife: "L"
by Boat21 January 25, 2022
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Jank Hank

Male version of a jank skank. A dude lowering his standards to get free drugs. Always chasing a bag but never has his own. See definition of a scrub.
My back hurts from carrying these sorry entitled jank Hanks. Stop counting my pockets and put in work to have something in your own.
by $HurricaneBrittany90 May 3, 2022
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Hank Dog

A black dog; who constantly licks his dong and other things. Also see lazy as fuck.
Hank dog. Stop licking your dong!
by Mike Oxlongr December 9, 2013
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Shithole Hank

A fictional character from the “A Heist with Markiplier” series, a fellow prisoner who seems to be known for making wine in his toilet tank.
And Shithole Hank, who makes the best hooch wine in his toilet tank.
by The MGV December 13, 2020
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Hank Hill

1. An honorable man, whom The Economist magazine referred to as "one of the wisest...creatures on television" (April 10th, 2008).
2. A man who knows what he stands for, I'll tell ya' what.
3. An American who is comfortable in his own skin, in his own work ("I sell Propane and Propane Acessories"), and in his own State (Texas...except for Austin, of course), but not in his own dang country.
Believe me, you can trust (name); I've known him a long time and he's a regular Hank Hill.
by VeteranShield October 24, 2011
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hank junior

"I got a hank junior 2 weeks ago and my dick still hurts"
by Lafferty Daniel April 18, 2010
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