hamjoobley

The word "Hamjoobley" was originally a Native American term for Ugly - their God of Ugliness. They used to use it as an insult toward enemies. Nowadays it is used when describing faeces -

eg. "I have to go drop a Hamjoobley"
or "You are one retarded Hamjoobley"

by Robin January 5, 2005

hamcost

Hamcost is a term typically used in a dialogue when trying to make the other person feel dumb and throw them off their game. You simply throw in the phrase, "quit being a Hamcost". They Reply, "What's a hamcost?". Then you say, "about $4.50 per pound". It takes some practice, but effective when used correctly

You are in an argument with your buddy Heath, not a bad argument, but just a friendly argument and he starts talking trash. You go, "Heath, stop being a Hamcost". He replies, What the f's a hamcost" and you reply, "about $4.15 per pound dumbass". It will throw off any argument.

by Binderio November 13, 2007

hamboe

A technique of a good handjob

You slide up slowly and drop down
fast
like a roller coaster!!

She went up slowly teasing me
Then she dropped down fast
it was the best hamboe
shes ever given

by dennise May 22, 2008

håkon cuntmo

A big nigger faggot. Usually found on the streets giving blowies for a buck.

You are such a Håkon Cuntmo!

by nigger420 69 January 13, 2017

Hamikors

Hamikors is a fused name of Hamster and Viktor
Its a nickname and is a youtube channel
It wont work if your not a viktor

Timmothy: What is your name?
Viktor:My name is Hamikors
Timmothy: oK...

by Epicloll February 19, 2021

hambone

Southern usa slang for penis.

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)

by lowdown November 18, 2004

hambontontionies

what crabs are called when exposed to radio activity while his host, being a male is having sexual intercourse with a female who is binestum positive

After sex next 2 a power plant, Jacob Masters became infested with hambontontionies

by jack off December 21, 2003