haggis donut

It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.

"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"

by JeremiahIK14 December 16, 2020

Haggis Bottom

The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.

Did you see how low that Homu went?

It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.

by The_LSD_Fairy July 14, 2021

Haggis Fanny

Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.

Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.

by Theunforgivable12345 December 28, 2021

haggily

Coarse; mossy. Slow and unexciting, just like your sex life.

Persona A: *being haggily*
Person B: "yo why are you so slow and haggily"

by keyboard-69 March 21, 2022

Haggising

Necking on with a bird up the back wheel of your mates ploughing engine

James went haggising with some random bird in the playpen at Dorset

by Steamy-lover April 23, 2022

HAGGWITCH

An old, salty, jaded woman (hag) who has the magical ability (witch) to not give a shit about anyone or anything.

Betty Sue sure is a HAGGWITCH when she's in public.

by The HAGGWITCH June 11, 2022

HAGGWITCH

An old, cranky, salty Woman (hag) who has the magical power (witch) to not give a rats ass about anything.

Mrs. Turnbuck is a HAGGWITCH.

by The HAGGWITCH June 12, 2022