mike hanes

A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack

That stupid dude is such a mike hanes

by steve jobs back from the dead May 30, 2018

5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.

After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.

by swamp taco August 10, 2019

Haines

harry, harry d. savior of all blacks and browns alike. almost like mosses but better

black guy "damn, thats haines. hes my savior and one good white man."

brown guy: "yeah i hear hes like moses

by big brown man June 27, 2009

the hades cannibals

An awesome heavy metal/rock band from dulaney(also known as druglaney). The drummer was caught smoking pot, so they are sort of over, but they can allways get a new drummer.

the hades cannibals are soo fuckin awesome!

by Joe Schmoe II October 14, 2005

PARANOiA -HADES-

Yes, it's been remixed again for DDR SuperNOVA 2!!

This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.

The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).

While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.

PARANOiA -HADES-
a-type300

BPM: 75-300
Stops: 0

B-3, L-7, S-8, H-9, C-10

by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

Haynes

To be someone who has slept with the entire boys' football team.

Person 1: "Dude look at Gabe, he's such a haynes!"

by Pej-e April 19, 2009

Haynes

Noun. A Haynes is a little boy who never grows

"Aww, it's a little Haynes if ever I saw one"

by IANDAG August 28, 2006