haddonfield

The best little suburban town south jersey has to offer. if you don't agree, then you just need to realize, that yes, we know we're better than you, and no, you'll never beat us.

Wow, their sports teams won every championship this year, they pulled a haddonfield

by Jersey's Hero May 15, 2006

Haddonfield

A really small white small suburban town in southern new jersey, 5-10 minutes from philadelphia. A good place to raise a family, but be careful because you're kids will end up becoming drama king and queens if your stupid. It is run by a corrupt mayor and cops that really don't want to fight crime. They just want to bust small high school parties that suck anyway. The high school is very good but full of small minded people. Good place to grow up, but get the fuck out as soon as you can because you will end up staying here your whole life, paying high taxes for nothing. Haddonfield sucks.

You're from Haddonfield? Damn that sucks, you're out of touch with the real world.

by PunkRock May 13, 2013

haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

Haddonfield

A town in NJ where drivers are slow as fuck.

Did you see those haddonfield drivers? They made me late to work!

by JHan216 August 16, 2008

Hades Handshake

Sexual act wherein one lover squeezes the base of their partner's penis until the organ is a swollen bluish purple. The pleasure received from the act is not physical, but a mutual feeling of trust and harmony between partners.

This act was named after the Greek God of the Underworld, Hades, because of the corpse-like appearance of the penis during the procedure.

(hay-deez hand-shayk)

Oh Dolores, Jonathan and I bonded over a Hades Handshake last night. You and Verner should definitely try it. It saved my marriage.

by Hades Helpers August 10, 2012

arse haddock

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

by Slayer April 7, 2003

[way] the end of the way (Sof HaDerech)

This phrase comes from Hebrew, and its meaning is something extraordinarily good. If we need to go through a way in order to get somewhere, the end of this way would be the place we want to get to or a condition we desire to be in -- and this place or condition is of course valuable for us.

Hence, "the end of the way" is something REALLY good.

"I am telling you, this movie is the end of the way".

"what a cake, the end of the way".

by Reut Y. July 18, 2006