hawking

n. A person who is physically challenged, but is otherwise mentally capable.

Pimbo: That dude is mad smart he's on the honor roll.
Pawn: Yea but hes a hawking so he's failing gym class.

Steven Hawking is a genius, but he's a hawking so he'll never win a tour de france.

by Pimbass Turtleton April 17, 2009

night hawking

when a white guy dates a white woman that has black or mixed kids he is said to be night hawking or bring her back from the darkside some people may also call this reverse muddsharking

when a white man only dates a woman that has mixed or black children he would be a night hawk and if he does more then one at a time he would be night hawking

by killercoy July 8, 2012

hacking the alphabet

something you do when your in a uncomfortable situation.

my cousin is such a homophob, when I said Peter Petrelli was smexy he just started hacking the alphabet

by Christina Cady October 7, 2007

Stephen Hawkings

Wheelchair-bound uber-leet master of the cosmos.

Man Stephen Hawkings knows all about those black holes!

by Packman May 10, 2006

Hacking

Replacement for "fucking" used by youtube star Fred.

Fred-"I hope my mom doesn't hacking ground me, cause thatd be hacking retarded!"

by blahblahblahchica3 April 2, 2009

Hawkings

(noun)People who seemingly cannot function without the aid of a computer and as a result clog up social sites with useless spam-like content. This content often refers to farms, fishbowls, mob wars etc. The word is derived from Stephen Hawkings the quantum theorist regarded by many to be the smartest person in the world. However the reference is to fact that he relied on his computer to communicate due to a debilitating illness.

"I haven't been on facebook in a while because I have a couple of Hawkings filling the thing with a bunch of farmville wars crap"

by Ricky Kash March 14, 2010

Tony Hawking it

To skip or skate out of work or other work related obligations, or in other words, to play hookie.

Co wkr1: "Dude have you seen Chuck today?"
Co wkr2: "Nah dude, he is totally Tony Hawking it today."

by Rick768 February 6, 2009