Commonly thought of as a band, Hawthorne Heights is actually a giant sack of fecal matter disguised as a band.
by SmellyBaptist September 27, 2006
Get the Hawthorne Heights mug.A suck ass band with a main singer who thinks he can play the guitar but really just shakes his hand up and down like a retard. They look like fucked up moles and think there good but they actually suck ass and are only popular because Victory produces them. They need to go fuck each other , get aids, and die just like the Villiage People
Hawthorne Heights manages to completely suck yet there still famous - what the hell
Hawthorne Heights manages to completely suck yet there still famous - what the hell
Hawthorne Heights blew Victory off then screwed them so that they could play there stupid, retarded, faggit music infront of a punch of poser wannabe punk kids.
by Travis W April 15, 2006
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There once was a genre called "boyband". This genre ruled the land, competing with the best of the rap and the rock scene for the number one spot on the billboards. However, the reign of the boyband was soon cut short, as all of their avid listeners found out through the grapevine that at least one member of every boyband was a homosexual. Thus, the boyband faded into obscurity, and was never heard from again. Until now.
Hawthorne Heights and every other band that sounds like Hawthorne Heights (the entire modern "rock" scene)is basically just a new iteration of the boyband. Some record producer decided to put a guitar in each of their hands and let them write their own lyrics, which consists of crying over girlfriends that dumped them their sophomore year of high school. These angsty retro-boybands make me want to go on a baby-punching tangent, with their inane songs about minor, pre-adulthood grievances, and the band members trying to look soulful on every damned album cover and on the front of every damned teeny-bop magazine.
Stop crying in your music, or I'll rip off your twiggy little goth-emo arms and give you a vicious gouging with your own black fingernails. That'll sure as hell give you spineless pricks something to cry about.
Hawthorne Heights and every other band that sounds like Hawthorne Heights (the entire modern "rock" scene)is basically just a new iteration of the boyband. Some record producer decided to put a guitar in each of their hands and let them write their own lyrics, which consists of crying over girlfriends that dumped them their sophomore year of high school. These angsty retro-boybands make me want to go on a baby-punching tangent, with their inane songs about minor, pre-adulthood grievances, and the band members trying to look soulful on every damned album cover and on the front of every damned teeny-bop magazine.
Stop crying in your music, or I'll rip off your twiggy little goth-emo arms and give you a vicious gouging with your own black fingernails. That'll sure as hell give you spineless pricks something to cry about.
Fuck Hawthorne Heights. Hawthorne Heights sucks.
Listen to Korn, or Slipknot, or.....actually, just kill yourselves. For real this time.
Listen to Korn, or Slipknot, or.....actually, just kill yourselves. For real this time.
by Wes and Vin September 18, 2005
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by Scorpiogrh January 5, 2008
Get the hawtlicious mug.A high school in Hawthorne, California. Don't expect much besides riots every day, a prison fence around the entire perimeter, pregnant classmates, blind racism, and maybe like five white people (tops). Known for its terrible football team and national-award-winning drum line.
by Kittietiddies June 26, 2016
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Get the Hawtie mug.hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo...
listen to this band if you like bands like taking back sunday or thursday.. more hardcore than those 2.. but still really sweet and emotional
by Emo_kid October 15, 2004
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