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Post Holiday Depression

Post Holiday Depression (PHD) : General feeling of sadness and depression and hatred of all things work-related soon after a long holiday. Symptoms usually show at least 4 hours into the first work day after a holiday and can linger for up to a year until the next festive season.

No known deaths have have recorded due to PHD, but severe cases of office in-fighting, bickering, and crying have been noted in the IT industry soon after New Years.
Sue came back from the Cape Town with a severe case of Post Holiday Depression and refuses to send those invoices!
by Dr I. H. Work January 26, 2010
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Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.
This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.
by Protein Face March 12, 2011
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Holiday

1. A certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event ("Holy Day").
2. British term for "vacation."
- "Happy Holidays!"
- "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)"
by LameyT August 13, 2006
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man holiday

a day when a group of all men get together and watch basketball all day at restaurants with TVs.
Mr. Guthrie and Mr. Kahl took a man holiday last week to watch thier favorite basketball games together.
by Jeanie Marie November 21, 2007
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holidate

A holidate is the genius combination of a date (ie, getting to know a romantic partner) and a holiday (a short trip to another town)

Holidates are most appropriate (although this is not essential) when in a long distance relationship. The only real prerequisite is that neither partner lives in the holiday destination, giving an equal playing field to explore the new town together and get to know each other better without the preconception of one person playing host.

Althogh its typically an unspoken rule that there is the expectation of sex, the comparitively innocent holidate is not to be confused with the dirty weekend, which usually sees the couple staying in the hotel room for the entirety of the weekend.
Holidate is typically used just like date and holiday:

Jenny and I are going on a holidate down south for the long weekend.
by milts April 22, 2006
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Dirty Howie

When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.
"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."
by Sergeant Scumbagg March 16, 2008
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holiday inn

a place where hoes and prozzies get their buisiness done... its cheap and cheerful, perfect
chingy goes to the holiday inn, innit
by laura June 17, 2004
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