gunt kick

A hard, "Bruce Lee cross-kick style" kick to a fat bitch's gunt. Used in self defense after a fat bitch gets drunk and thinks she has a chance with you. If you don't know what a gunt is, look it up.

I was at this party one time and this fat bitch named Terry* "Fatty" McGatty came up and drunkly told me that she wanted to fuck me, right in front my slimmer girlfriend. So, as any man of sound mind and body would do, I gave her a hard Gunt Kick, grabbed my girl by the hand and ran like hell. Everyone saw it. My buddy Sherwin later told me "It was the Gunt Kick heard around the world". *first name changed

by ArmyDave October 01, 2006

Gunt Crew

A group of women who hang out together who are all ugly and have outstanding gunts. Usually, they have a leader of the group, commonly the ugliest, fattest, biggest gunt, known as the "Guntimus Maximus."

A gunt crew can also be referred to as a "Gunt Clan" or "Gunt Bunch."

Gross man, who invited the gunt crew to our party? Let's go insult them until they leave.

by Jazo116 June 14, 2009

Male gunt

A fat male where the area between his fat belly and his little cock fat hangs. The male version of gunt. Refer to gunt

Look at his male gunt, it makes his cock look so small!

by dont have a male gunt August 24, 2009

gunt inspector

One who inspects gunts, either with the owners permission or not; methods of inspection can include stealth manoeuvres that can have high success rates when the owner is wearing a tight t-shirt, or is in a sitting position.

A chief gunt inspector usually obtains the owners permission, and will have racked up at least 10 gunt inspections, kind of like 'taking one for the team', but on a regular basis.

The gunt inspector showed me what she was really like OR if only the gunt inspector was here.

by ScottUK May 13, 2006

SMUGGLE GUNT

A GUNT that has reached the size capacity that it can now be used to smuggle items.

Andy: "Sean, your mom's gunt has gotten so big she could smuggle stuff with it"

Sean: "Yeah, she's got a big smuggle gunt

by AJS410 June 27, 2011

Gunt Chunder

Vomit expelled from a gunt. Especially by Australian women with gunts

The sidewalk before her was covered in a ouddle of Gunt Chunder

by Gunderstench June 11, 2012

knee gunt

A protruding area of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area. A combination of the words "gut" and "cunt." In the case of the knee gunt, the gunt extends downwards, hanging to the point where it almost touches (or does touch) the knees.

AS: Check out that woman's gunt over there.
AT: That's not just a gunt...that's a knee gunt.
AS: You're right. The flap of fat is literally hanging to her knees. Damn.

by dre74 January 25, 2009